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"...sending foam sandals through the US mail is perfectly 'ok' as long as the label and postage are firmly attached and as long as they don't smell bad"

A few of our creative visitors have started mailing their old sandals to the news media. As we've seen, John Kerry has made a career of standing for both sides of an issue. What better way to make the point than to inundate American pressrooms with cheap 'flip-flops'.

Most post offices will deliver your 'flip-flops' without an envelope as long as the address is clear and the postage is firmly attached. Remember, bigger/heavier 'flip-flops' may require more postage.

If you're concerned about the label coming off, you can secure it with packing tape.

If you don't know who to send your 'flip-flops' to, following are a few addresses to get you started. Enjoy!

Newsweek
251 West 57th St.
New York, NY 10019

US News & World Report
2400 N St. NW
Washington, D.C. 20037

The New York Times
229 West 43rd Street
New York, New York 10036

USA Today
1000 Wilson Boulevard
Arlington, VA 22229

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